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is total crap. Avoid like a zombie outbreak. is a decent film. See it if it interests you. is an absolutely near perfect movie and a must-see.
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If he doesn't have sex, he dies! ..Lucky Bastard..
Crank

The Moral of the Story; Never Steal an Asian's Elephant.
The Protector

Although it's called "The Black Dahlia", there's not a single Black person in it.
The Black Dahlia

The Moral of The Story; Never Steal an Asian's Country.
Fearless

Now with double the puke factor... and Bam Margera crying.
Jackass Number Two

As a matter of fact, it is rated.
This Film Is Not Yet Rated