Kiwi, Vice President

(7:05:44 PM) Dack: I want everyone to totally remake their staff pages.
(7:05:50 PM) Dack: Don't know if I told you.
(7:05:52 PM) Kiwi: xD
(7:05:56 PM) Kiwi: Yeah.
(7:06:02 PM) Dack: You're first cowboy.

So, apparently, my old staff page was unappreciated by the masses. This is the only reason why he'd want everyone to redo their staff pages. Of course it is. After all, all of the other staff members used me as a paradigm for their own staff pages, recognizing my glory to apply to their own pages in some sort of worship of me. Maybe Dack's jealous... jealous that the staff memebrs recognize me as the ultimate in awesome. That's it, yeah.

But enough about me, let's talk about... actually, no, I'm still gonna talk about me. This is my page, after all. So... I'm the VP of Marvel-Ous. It's a simple job right now: Dack takes care of most stuff, consults me for a few decisions affecting the future of the site, and I spend the extra time putting up reviews and ranting about things that suck (eg. Big Brother 8). I love Pirate Master, because pirates are, as we all know, awesome. I don't watch much TV, because I generally have a PS2 on and I'm either playing Final Fantasy XI (I'm Kiwizoid on Garuda if you play on that server and feel the need to tell me how awesome I am) or some other game that I've owned for a couple years and never got around to beating or even playing.

People usually don't get I'm sarcastic and usually unserious at any time, online or off. I'll be in a discussion of Grindhouse and someone mentions Death Proof, to which I respond "I'd see it just 'cause Kurt Russell is a sexy, sexy man." and end up killing the whole chat. No one gets that I'm totally unserious when I say he's sexy. Well... okay, I'm not totally unserious. He is pretty hot, and he was Snake Plissken in Escape from New York. He wore an eyepatch and was the main reason for the creation of Big Boss and Solid Snake! That's hot! If Hideo Kojima thinks that Kurt Russell is hot enough to be the inspiration for one of the ultimate badasses of video gaming, I think it's alright to think that Kurt Russell is a little hot and I wouldn't mind if I had a chance encounter with him and he invited me back to his place! That's acceptable, right?! Oh, as long as Goldie Hawn isn't there. Queer.

Speaking of MGS, I'm a rabid fanatic of the series. I love it to death (literally, I'm on my second PS2 because of an "incident"). I had every dogtag on MGS2; I've played it about 30 times, at least once on every difficulty; I'm obsessed with fine-tuning my stealth skills and minimizing all numbers down to the number of shots fired. I was the same way with MGS1, and I will be with MGS3 if I ever decide to buy it (I played and beat it a few times, but all on rentals - I'm a cheap bastard). Once MGS4 comes back, I will have to disconnect every connection to the outside world until I can get enough money and time to feel like I want to buy a PS3 and MGS4 and beat it without sleeping. Once I know how it ends, I'll be back. The only problem is, how am I going to get money if I don't want to talk to anyone, fearing they'll spoil the game?

And one last thing: I'm also sick of all these new game shows popping up. Set For Life? Don't Forget the Lyrics? National Bingo Night? Power of 10? Honestly, what the hell is this crap? That and spinoffs. We don't need five Law and Orders, nor do we need more than one CSI. Well, two. David Caruso is a sexy man.