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is total crap. Avoid like a zombie outbreak. is a decent film. See it if it interests you. is an absolutely perfect movie and a must-see.
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Zombies... for pets?! I want one!

Fido

Funniest Movie since the last movie they made!

Knocked Up

Has intrigue and suspense while throwing new twists and plots out every step of the way.

Mr. Brooks

“Ocean’s Thirteen” isn’t a bad movie as much as it lacks any sort of drama or, if not drama, comedy.

Ocean's 13

Boring story with good gore.

Hostel: Part II

It didn't get a 3.5 just because there are hot chicks in it. No really it didn't!

DOA: Dead or Alive

Evan Almighty is one zebra short of an arc.

Evan Almighty

I have had it with these mother f*cking rooms in this mother f*cking hotel!
+.25 stars
1408

You just killed a helicopter with a car! -- I was out of taglines.

Live Free or Die Hard

Rats!

Ratatouille