Film: Employee of The Month
Genre: Comedy
Release Date: October 6th, 2006
Distributor: Lions Gate
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 1 hrs. 43 min.
Review by Dack

Starring:
Dane Cook
Jessica Simpson
Dax Shepard
Andy Dick

Let's face it. When an entire movie is filmed at a real Costco, it's not going to end well.

Employee of The Month stars Dane Cook as an average guy who is a terrible employee and even a worse person. He envy's the hotshot cashier, Dax Shepard, who gets all of the fame and glory of making $5.65 an hour, while poor Dane Cook only makes $5.50. This is all fine and dandy, until Jessica Simpson joins the Costco...errr...Super Cost team. She has a thing for the employee of the month, Dane Cook has a thing for bad actors, so it's obvious what needs to be done; Dane Cook must become slightly less of a loser. And for 104 minutes of unfunny film, Dane Cook tries to become employee of the month.

Employee of the Month is one of the worst comidies I've ever seen, and the lowest rated movie on Marvel-Ous.com to date. I didn't laugh out loud once. I snickered quietly a few times, and snickered alot when all the idiots in the theatre laughed, so I fit in, but I never actually laughed. That's pretty terrible for a comedy. Especially since I laughed more during The amazing movie that opened the same day as this crapfest, The Departed. And that was an action movie!

Jessica Simpson is a terrible actor. Seriously, you can tell she doesn't like anyone but her, and she's playing a cashier at a store, even though the only thing Jessica Simpson has ever sold is bad CD's...oh wait, no one bought them. Dane Cook was alright. He didn't do anything new, and his preformance is easily forgettable. The best acting came from the always funny Dax Shepard who gave a few memorable lines, and tried to save this terrible movie.

It all comes down to this. If you want to see an unfunny movie, with unfunny actors, and waste unfunny money, then see X-Men 3.

...Don't see Employee of The Month.

Final Rating: 1.5/5 stars