Dack, Commander In Chief

Why can't currency be in Tacos? The way I figure it (or at least at Jack in the Box) tacos are two for a dollar. I think people would spend a lot less money if things cost tacos. You go to the store and a game is one hundred tacos. Is any one really going to give up a 100 tacos for a game? I don't think so. It's like, "Man, I don't want to give away that many tacos!". Of course, other countries would probably have their own foods as currency which would make things a lot more confusing. Canada would have Pancakes, the UK would have fish and Mexico would have...ah who are we kidding, there's no money in Mexico.

I got my start in the industry on this very site. I created the site over two years ago as a "Freewebs Site". Although I might have been proud of it, the site sucked pretty hard. We used templates, barely had any content and couldn't code worth a damn. Kiwi, our current Vice President, jumped on board a few months in and really helped us. We never thought we would get to where we are today, but here we are. I still own the site, Kiwi is still a major player, and Sirus, who joined us as a small reviewer, is now our biggest reviewer and Editor-In-Chief. I fell in love with writing about games so much that I soon sought out other positions with other outlets. Currently, I am a staff writer for "Hardcore Gamer Magazine" and my reviews can be seen inside monthly.

I love games. Like Kiwi, my favorite game series is Metal Gear Solid. It has some of the best action and story that has ever been seen in a game. I'm an avid movie-goer and, of course, movie reviewer. I don't like Pirates of The Caribbean, but I do like Pirates. Although, Keira Knightley is probably the cutest pirate and Orlando Bloom is the cutest ass pirate. I can never decide if Keira or Natalie Portman is hotter. It's a tough call, it really is. Some of my favorite films include: 2001 A Space Odyssey, Crank, Pulp Fiction, Every James Bond film, Grindhouse and so many, many more.

I like Music. I tend to be criticizing music more than praising it, though. Why? Because all popular bands suck cock. Why? Because they all cater to teenagers and the general public, who are mostly morons anymore. Let's take a look at some popular music right now. Soulja Boy. Crank that is one of the worst songs ever. Go ahead and argue with me if you disagree, but I'll easily prove how terrible it is; with its garbage lyrics and disgusting beats. His CD is called "Souljaboytellem.com". WTF is that? Now I do like some popular groups, but they are almost all groups that I liked far before they were popular. I mostly listen to Electronica and Alternative/Indie Rock. There are two types of people that like electronica, Gays and Gamers. Man, I hope I fall into the gamer category. Some of my favorite bands include: Maximo Park, LCD Soundsystem, Daft Punk, The Hives, Kenna, Fatboy Slim and OK Go.

There are some things that you just can't get around. One being Bruce Willis. No one is ever going to say no to the Bruce! Hell, I don't care how straight you are, if Bruce Willis came up to you right now and said bend over, you bet your ass you would. You also can't escape Harry Potter fans. You may think that your friend hates it as much as you do, but one day you'll be in a book store browsing DVD's and your friend will go pick up the latest wizard romp.

My name is Dack, and remember, I know lots of words. Like Fetch, and Good...and Rape.